Dork

Denim suits are dumb.

So is this one, in the practical sense.

Taylor Stitch has a denim suit for something like 350 of only slightly inflating dollars.

You could, and should, wait this one out.



The blue is the blue of pleated denim.

See there, I didn't even have to give you a value judgement for the pleated denim and you got the value associated.

Yet, as I sneer, if you wore this, my third party would slow clap. Maybe.

Dress like a dork. Dress like a professional bocce ball player. Dress like you drive a '93 LeSabre and smoke grape cigarillos -- but not in the house for either of those activities.

Dress like those things here.

Don't worry, we definitely won't be wearing the same thing if we see each other in public.