Wednesday, March 19, 2014


Spring is here and, once again, life is exciting for reasons other than bad weather.

Don't have any excitement in your life? Don't worry. Every mens clothing company ever has you covered.

They're going to sell you some exciting jackets.

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They're bright. They have print.

They're crrraaaazzzzzyyyyyyy.

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It's something that would be featured in a GQ spring issue.

Don't take the bait.

Exciting clothes are for unexciting people. Or rather, people who see an exciting coat and say, "Well, I'm pretty exciting so I should probably have that."

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This coat has been on sale for a year, I'm pretty sure.

Coincidence? I think not.

Do you know why Joseph's brothers sold him into slavery?

His bright-ass coat.

Don't get sold into slavery.

Wear boring coats.

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