Do you remember this article?
It’s Stepford Wives for men.
And the author applauds. Or at least appears to. She might be in on a joke that we can only suspect.
She applauds an amassment of taste, which tends to value things other than personal choice and “value” and other bullshit that I talk too much about.
Anyway, I would like to pull a quote from the article:
“This compels me to bring up the importance of proper cuffing, which, according to Kirby, is done as a one-inch two-fold. Caillouette’s wife chimes in, concerned about a friend who needs a cuffing intervention. “He thinks he’s cuffing his jeans. But he’s not cuffing them--he’s rolling them up!” she exclaims. “You’ve got to tell him,” she implores her husband. Sure, it may seem like no big deal. But in this perfectly casual fashion movement, what may seem like an insignificant detail to some might just be what separates the boys from the men.”
I think the author is laughing at this moment, but I cannot tell.
Either way, Unionmade is ruggedly precious.
And I warned you, previously, that I may just write about the Unionmade new arrivals.
Well, sorry, but I’m going to show you the new arrivals so you too can be ruggedly precious.
Just remember to cuff your jeans right or somebody who drinks 3-too-many-iced-coffees everyday may just intervene.
That’s $371 for a street urchin’s shirt.
Somebody call Jack Dawkins, I’ve got a great scam.
This model of clogs were not this price 12 months ago. This is not a joke. This is a fact. You can wear them with your $70 socks. That’s not a joke either. They’re there.
Laid-back surfer vibes respond to market demands, as it were.
Unionmade bought these at the Jack Horkheimer estate sale. He had hundreds of them stored away, just waiting for humanity to take them to new frontiers. Like a fucking coffee shop.
This is a sweatshirt. I always get bacon grease on my sweatshirts. I really put the "work" in workwear.
We had these stools in middle school science class. Half of the stools were broken. They weren't made by the same company but, hey, potato, tomato, some other stuff that doesn't really make sense and might be a vegetable.
BAGS ARE FOR CARRYING IMPORTANT THINGS IN LIKE SMALLER BAGS.
Ok, rain ponchos are cool. I give up just tearing down everything I see. This is the sort of thing that would seem useless until it’s terrible outside and you don’t care that you look ridiculous. That, in my self-venerated opinion, is cool.
You’ve got a lot of ideas. I get it, you’re creative. You’ve got a twitter that you’re active on. Every friendship you have is a collaboration. I collaborated with my dog when we killed a raccoon the other day. Nobody bought it.
Baxter (also happens to be the name of Ron Burgundy's dog)
Unionmade shop is about being rugged. Yeah, yeah I typed that.
Cuff your pants just so or you might freeze to death, or something whatever.
But probably you’ll just be judged by your friends wives.
Which I suppose is the social equivalent.